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Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home Date ___________Dear Parent(s),I am too busy to write, except this checklist covers most of the topics ofinterest to both of us.Please send__ Money (Cash) Amount $_________ Food (Cookies) Dozens __________ Clean clothesRelationships __ What?__ I am in extol with myself__ I am in love__ I am engaged__ I got married last weekendMy Roommate __ Worships the ground I walk on__ Gave me a black eye__ Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason__ Is afraid of the dark and wants to rest with me in my bed __ Has fleasMy Professors are __ Sadistic water walkers__ Mental institution escapees__ Brain dead nerds__ Super oxygen thievesLatest News __ I ruin the car__ I cant use your credit card because I have exceeded the creditlimit __ You are going to have a grandchild__ False get down - you are NOT going to have a grandchildFood __ Is great__ Even makes me appreciate your cooking__ I have had pizzas for the last eleven mealsGrades _ _ I am making all As__ I am not being properly challenged__ I will be home after this semesterI examine __ Night and day__ All the time__ 80 hours a week__ Only on Sunday afternoon__ None of the aboveDaily Devotions __ I read my Bible everyday__ I cant read__ Someone stole my Bible while I was at one of the local barsOn my last visit home, I left __ My glasses__ My paper that was due yesterday__ The clothes you washed for me__ My (girlfriends) birth control pills__ The check to cover my dilapidated tuition payment__ Other _____________________________________________Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS(Blue) Laundry __ My white underwear is now ___________________ I am saving money by not using detergent__ Dont worry, I washed my clothes last semester__ I hang my clothes push through the window when it rains